Food for thought

So i culled part of this from a friend and i decided to add mine and share with my readers using the animal 'COW' as a character. pls drop your comment. here is what i think about different type of corporation and how they operate around the world.
AMERICAN CORPORATION: you have 2 cow, you sell one and force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows, later you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION: you have 2 cows, you go on strike cause u want 3 cows.
BRITISH CORPORATION: you have 2 cows, both are mad
JAPANESE CORPORTION: you have 2 cows, you redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of the ordinary cow and produce 20 times the milk. you den create a clever cow called cowkimon for marketing.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION: you have 2 cows, you count them and learn you have 5 cows, you count again and you have 42 cows. you count them again and you see 2 cows. you stop counting and open another bottle of vodka.
NIGERIA CORPORATION: all the cows belongs to the government and very few men of gods.
IRAQ CORPORATION: everyone thinks you have lotta cows, you tell them you have none, no one believes you and they bomb and bomb and try to obliterate you, you still have no cows but you are part of a democracy
Bureaucratism, you have 2 cows, the government takes both, shoots one and milks the other constantly and at the end of the day, government throws the milk away. 9ja style.